You open up your Biological Human Science lectures for the first time all week and you find pictures of a woman crowning in the notes… and then you proceed to show your friends before they eat breakfast. “See, once upon a time you were this… and then you turned into this… and then that happened.” 

They better love me. 

Spent the night with two of my best friends prowling in the city, sipping tea and blogging. Not to mention having incredibly weird conversations about things that most people wouldn’t think of. If only walls could talk.. 

• year is 2392
• child: mommy i can't sleep
• mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
• mother: WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WHAT UP, I GOT A BIG COCK

I’m really not sure how long you expect me to wait but it’s been three years and nothing’s changed. I have sat around for six months waiting for an appropriate answer but I’m still waiting and I guess that will remain the same. 

Will regret it later. When I probably fail my degree. 

I won’t fail… it’s a medical show.. I can attempt to pick up my terminology there, right?

Okay. Maybe I’ll just watch one episode. 

#itwillneverhappen